When fanfics give you lemons, RUN!
savurott:

whoever’s the owner of the white sedan
you left your lights on

savurott:

whoever’s the owner of the white sedan

you left your lights on

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steven-stoned:

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me doing research for top tier text posts

reifaun:

sluttyoliveoil:

drivojunior:

This is a sin

actually it’s a tan

onii-tan

reifaun:

sluttyoliveoil:

drivojunior:

This is a sin

actually it’s a tan

onii-tan

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

thenimbus:

YALLS GOTTA CHECK OUT MY NEW SICK ASS TAT YO
:)

carnahan:

seleneinseattle:

My god, they’ve out-done Jesus

carnahan:

seleneinseattle:

My god, they’ve out-done Jesus

stunningpicture:

We have literally gone full circle.

stunningpicture:

We have literally gone full circle.

spirited away is about rescuing your idiot parents from pig hell, a trial we must all face while growing up

sneaselz:

Year Four

This is how you teach.

rondo-of-fire:

Aw shit, gimme this car.

rondo-of-fire:

Aw shit, gimme this car.

dirtyaceattorneycrackfessions:

these are still a thing right

tastefullyoffensive:

[bombingofdresden]